UPDATE (10/03/05): Click HERE for Details!


Howdy! Welcome to SpanCo. Midget Rentals. We provide the unique service that you've been looking for at affordable prices. If interested, please fill out our form below and we'll get back to you within 3-5 business days with details and an estimate. If you're looking for a great addition to liven up your next party... Or perhaps you're just feeling lonely-- You've come to the right place! Thanks for stopping by!


Name:
Address:
Phone:
Email:

Length of Rental / Day of Week
One Hour ($29.99)
Two Hours ($54.99)
Three Hours ($79.99)

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday

Specialties Requested: (Optional, pick up to three)
Juggling
Dancing
Fiddle-Playing
Heavy Drinking
Wrestling (Jello or Mud)
Mayonnaise Eating
Mental Telepathy

Preferred Gender: Quantity:


Grand Total (Note: PLEASE USE SHIPPING / TAX CALCULATOR BELOW)


Comments / Special Orders:

When done, hit the ORDER button up top, or:




Take your total from above (29.99, 54.99, or 79.99) and use this calculator to add shipping and sales tax pricing.
Be sure to include this grand total in your order. Note: The "$" will not need to be typed.

Total Cost Before Tax
Sales Tax
Location & Shipping Cost
GRAND TOTAL


Nick Spannaus - 5/01/05 - COSC 1301.02





Update

Well, I never expected this page to get quite so many hits! This was just a basic computer science homework assignment for school. Yet, it ended up being the #1 result when you google "midget rentals." And you wouldn't believe how many people google that everyday. Anyways, I have to say that this is NOT a real business. However, I do dream of one day running a midget rental shop and I've come to realize how *you* can help make this dream come true. I added a donation button! So, if you'd like to see a great business like SpanCo. Midget Rentals become a reality-- support the cause!!

And, if it helps, here's a video of me taking a shot of tequila on the news.
VIDEO