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Here is a list of Charles's make believe resume. Since this resume is obviously made up, I included a beautiful picture of me being the reincarnated Emperor Charlemagne.
Education
- School: Norwegian Kindergarten School of Learning the English Language
Dates: September 1990-February 1992
- School: Mongolian Elementary School of Learning Table Manners
Dates: December 1993-August 1998
- School: Madagascar Middle School of Learning the Value of Hunting
Dates: January 1999-March 2002
- School: Crete High School of Learning the Legends of Antiquity
Dates: May 2003-April 2007
Employment History
- Employer: Mountain Sculpting Company
Position: Sculptor
Dates: July 2002-November 2006
Responsibilities: Turning a big slob of rock into a piece of art!
- Employer: Human Catapult Company
Position: Catapult Operator
Dates: January 2003-April 2004
Responsibilities: Propelling daredevils to extreme thrills!
- Employer: Unicorn Protection Agency
Position:Unicorn Protector
Dates:2004-2006
Responsibilities: Taking care of our precious endangered unicorns from extinction.